so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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