a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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