I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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