dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
Just puked most of my soul out..
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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