My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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