Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize
