I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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