My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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