i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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