2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
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