i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
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