But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Drunk is not a location!
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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