What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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