if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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