Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
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