I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
Randomize
