Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
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