i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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