How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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