p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
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