What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I am naked and annoyed.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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