u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Randomize
