Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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