So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
he had hair everywhere except his balls
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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