Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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