is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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