Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
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