just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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