Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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