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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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