I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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