Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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