So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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