Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
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