Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
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