I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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