You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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