worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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