Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
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