i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Randomize
