VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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