Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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