I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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