Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
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