but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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