as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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