i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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