walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
What a dumb baby whore.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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