She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I deserve this hangover.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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