So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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