I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
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