like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
Randomize
