Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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