the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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