I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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