Is it because I queefed?
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
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