I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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